WUDDLE!

P.E.B.K.A.C.

Someone Loses Their Fob

Printer Not Working

Forgotten Password

Restarting solves issue

I.T. presence solves issue

Microsoft Licensing Costs B.S.

User clicks Phishing link

Microsoft renames something

'New Outlook' complaint

Vague ticket description

Coffee on keyboard

"How did they break that?"

Ticket for something non-I.T.

Emergency ticket!!1!1! (not)

User doesn't place ticket

Onboarding to offboarding within 1 week

I.T. blamed for global outage

User lies to technician

It's just not plugged in

"I got a spam email, is this spam?"

User intentionally breaks something

User doesn't read error message

"Can you delete this email I sent?"

Family member asks for tech support

Customer arrives 5 minutes before closing

"I know the owner"

"Let me speak to the manager"

Customer cannot read

Karen moment

Customer flirts with employee

Manager says to come in when sick

Customer's card declines

"Can you break a hundred? I need fives"

Customer breaks display

Customer asks questions on your break

Boomer moment

Obvious shoplifting is obvious

"No tag? Must be free! HAHAHAHA"

Same song 5+ times in a day

"You should smile more!"

"Can you check in the back?"

Customer mad at you about prices

Customer cannot do cash math

Customer threatens legal action

"Nobody wants to work anymore"

Racist/Sexist customer

"The customer is always right"

Customer arrives before opening

"Can I pay with Bitcoin / Venmo?"

Drink something pink

5 Bars

Chug in less than 10 seconds

No hands drink!

Get somebody's business card

Bust a move

Win a bar game (darts, pool, etc.)

Buy someone else a drink

Visit 5+ bars

Partner chug

Make a toast!

Collect 5 high-fives from strangers

Drink spilled :(

Group selfie!

Shots!

Post an Instagram Story

Drink something green

Find somebody named Matt

See someone trip

Do Karaoke

Get someone's number

Touch a moustache

Do a cartwheel

Give a piggy-back ride

Arm-wrestle a stranger